Voila, my latest bike upgrade: a Honka Hoota bicycle air horn. 'SQUEEZE ME, I'LL GIVE YOU A HOOT!', says the packaging. No, it's not like the Air Zound which uses a plastic bottle; rather, it's a mini version of the classic karang guni horn which we are so used to hearing. It's bright blue and looks out of place on my black bike, but it's so fun to hear that spastic sound, so it shall stay...

While cruising past a gal, I gave 2 squeezes of my new toy; I could swear she gave me a dirty look. Did hooting my hooter imply any sexual innuendo?