Typing this in a Biomedical computer lab at Temasek Polytechnic now; students are engaged in some online exercises as part of their Biomedical Experience organised by TP Engineering School. The welcome gift for each student (and teacher) was a plastic thingy that is a namecard holder, a massager, and a baby-rattle-- so inventive.

Remembered this joke I saw from a trailer of Arrested Development: A daughter saboes her mother by giving her a t-shirt with the word 'SHEMALE' printed in front. The poor clueless mother is pleasantly surprised, says it's nice, and asks her daughter what's that word. Daughter replies, 'It's Shee-mar-leh....'.